Old Timey Drama Hour Submission Thread

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Post by fearjunkee » Tue Nov 11, 2014 9:20 am

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Hello, listeners. To start things off, I've been asked to read this brief notice: "The City Council announces the opening of a new dog park at the corner of Earl and Sommerset, near the Ralph's. They would like to remind everyone that dogs are not allowed in the dog park. People are not allowed in the dog park. It is possible that you will see hooded figures in the dog park. DO NOT APPROACH THEM. DO NOT APPROACH THE DOG PARK. The fence is electrified and highly dangerous. Try not to look at the dog park, and, especially, do not look for any period of time at the hooded figures. The dog park will not harm you."

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Post by MCTDread » Thu Nov 13, 2014 1:51 am

"At the sound of Harton screaming for his life, the time will be 2:30 PM.

AAAH! AAGGGH! OH GOD, WHY?!

... At the sound of Harton screaming for his life again, the time will be 2:45 PM.”

-Borderlands 2

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Post by Dayman » Thu Nov 13, 2014 2:32 am

Universal Century 0079; mankind lives among the heavens in colonies called Sides but Side 3 has a dark secret. The Principality of Zeon has declared war on the Earth Federation. Mankind will be caught in a conflict that ranges from the Earth to the stars. The future depends on a ship called White Base and it's secret weapon; a homeless boy with powers beyond comprehension. His name; Amuro Ray. His weapon; Gundam. Now a crew of orphans and rejects will change the face of history or die trying. Toonami is proud to present the most groundbreaking anime saga of all time, fully restored; Mobile Suit Gundam. Suit up for the first time. Only Toonami.

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Post by YokozunaBulldozer » Sat Nov 15, 2014 7:18 am

Earth, 2147: The legacy of the Metal Wars, when man fought machine and machines won.
But from the fires of the metal wars arose a new breed of warrior, born and trained to bring down Lord Dread and his BioDread Empire.
They were Soldiers of the Future, mankind's last hope!

Their leader: Captain Jonathan Power, master of the incredible powersuits which transform each soldier into a one-man attack force!
Major Matthew "Hawk" Masterson, fighter of the sky!
Lieutenant Michael "Tank" Ellis, Ground Assault Unit!
Sergeant Robert "Scout" Baker, Espionage and communications!
And Corporal Jennifer "Pilot" Chase, Tactical Systems Expert!

Together, they form the most powerful fighting force in Earth's history.
Their creed: To protect all life!
Their promise: To end Lord Dread's rule!
Their name....CAPTAIN POWER AND THE SOLDIERS OF THE FUTURE!

POWER ON!
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Post by PHILLYgundamnFAN » Mon Nov 17, 2014 12:19 pm

It takes a lot to make a stew
A pinch of salt and laughter, too
A scoop of kids to add the spice
A dash of love to make it nice, and you’ve got
Too many Cooks
Too many Cooks
Too many Cooks
Too many Cooks
Too many Cooks
Too many
It takes a lot to make a stew
When it comes to me and you
And him and her and the baby, too
Too many Cooks, it’s true
The saying goes, it’ll spoil the broth
Honey, I think that’s not true
Well, maybe too many Cooks will spoil the broth, but they’ll fill our hearts with
So much, so much lo-o-ove
Too many Cooks
A family is like a soup
Everyone adds an extra scoop
Mix an ounce of smile so sweet
A dash of cool to add the heat, and you’ve got
Too many Cooks

This is the story of COOKS — Cybernetic Operational Optimized Knights of Science — defending humanity against Beast Rebels of the Hellscape. When it comes to the future, you can never have too many COOKS.
"To my only desire...The Beast of Possibility...The Symbol of Hope..."

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Post by project 5 » Wed Nov 19, 2014 7:45 am

( Red Lantern Oath ) With blood and rage of crimson red, Ripped from a corpse so frehly dead Together with our hellish hate, we'll burn you all, That is your FATE!

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Post by YokozunaBulldozer » Wed Nov 19, 2014 8:51 am

You asked I deliver

DJ, spin that track
.................................................

Metro City, 1989.
A time when chaos rules the streets
A time when chaos goes by the name Mad Gear
A time when Mad Gear takes away love
A time when love goes by the name Jessica

A time when the hero needs helping hands
A time when the hero goes by the name Cody
A time when the helping hand goes by the name Guy
A time when another hand goes by the name Mike

A time when Mike powerbombs
A time when Guy kicks like a tornado
A time when Cody layeth the Combo punches
A time to fight the Final Fight
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Post by bertman4 » Wed Nov 19, 2014 9:22 pm

"I do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me."

Isaac Newton

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Post by thehod » Thu Nov 20, 2014 3:47 pm

Commander, you have rained on my glorious parade. For this I am sending everything I got at you. But I wont let you have the satisfaction of catching me. Im escaping to the one place that hasnt been corrupted by capitalism .... SPACE!

- Tim Curry from Red Alert 3

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Post by thehod » Thu Nov 20, 2014 3:52 pm

On a sadder note, Pizza the Hutt was found dead earlier today in the back seat of his stretched limo. Evidently, the notorious gangster became locked in his car and ate himself to death. - Space Balls

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Post by The Shade » Thu Nov 20, 2014 8:28 pm

"But, you were different. You cost me time, money, effort; you damaged my organization... and my pride. I was curious to see what kind of a man you were. I thought there might even be a place for you with SPECTRE. Unfortunately, I misjudged you, you are just a stupid policeman... whose luck has run out."

Dr No talking with James Bond.

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Post by RevenVrake » Fri Nov 21, 2014 2:45 pm

In the distant future mankind has reached the stars but the galaxy is troubled. The Earth Sphere Alliance rules the outlying colonies with an iron fist. Those who oppose them die. Battles are waged with mobile suits, the key to military dominance, the only hope for the colonies. Five Elite Soldiers and their legendary mobile suits called Gundams. Now these pilots will shape the foundations of the Alliance and change the course of history. If they can stay alive...

From the Gundam Universe a new chapter in the one of the greatest anime sagas of all time: Gundam Wing. Weekdays at Five Thirty!

Suit up!

Only on Toonami.

-Makes me wonder if Chris somehow could pull off the Cullen voice...-

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Post by pqcomics » Sun Nov 23, 2014 3:55 am

(this is casey kasem style long distance dedication)
We have a long distance dedication from Paptimus Scirocco. He says he's dedicating it to the 2 newest members of his harem, Reccoa and Sarah. He writes: I'm sending this one out to the crew of the Argama, especially to you Katz. Listen, learn and prepare to be cuckold.

When a rich oogga want you
And your oogga can't do nothing for ya
These hoes ain’t loyal
These hoes ain’t loyal
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Post by Dayman » Sun Nov 23, 2014 6:17 pm

This is for Chris and a certain Dark Lord;
"The Jedi rebellion has been foiled. The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed but I assure my resolve has never been stronger. In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire for a safe and secure society! An Empire that will continue to be ruled by this august body and a sovereign ruler chosen for life. An Empire ruled by the majority, ruled by a new constitution!
The New Order of peace has triumphed over the shadowy secrecy of shameful magicians. The direction of our course is clear. I will lead the Empire to glories beyond imagining. We have been tested, but we have emerged stronger. We move forward as one people: the Imperial citizens of the first Galactic Empire. We will prevail. Ten thousand years of peace begins today!

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Post by Mu La Flaga » Mon Nov 24, 2014 8:16 am

This one is a special entry just for Soulbroryu to enjoy(or not)

In the near future; Doc Terror and his cyborg companion hacker,
unleash their forces to conquer Earth.

Only one force can stop this evil, a handfull of brave men in specially created Exo-Frames they can be transported anywhere, to fuse with incredible assualt weapon systems, beamed down from the space station sky-vault.
Becoming Man and Machine, Power Extreme!

Max Ray: Brilliant sea operations commander.
Jake Rockwell: Rugged land operations specialist.
Ace McCloud: Daring air operations expert.

Whatever the Challenge, they are Ready.
THE CENTURIONS!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIajdXHRmJ4

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Post by YokozunaBulldozer » Mon Nov 24, 2014 9:30 am

"You there!
When is your birthday?
Hmph!
An Aquarius!
You and I are the WORST COMBINATION EVER!
Also, not only does your answer lack esprit, your fashion sense does not have a speck of elegance.
NON NON NON!
You are unfit to work here.
And that short-minded thinking of yours already shows your lack of sensibility!
Mustering masterpieces throughout all aspects be it ingredients or personnel, that is this shop's PO~~~LICY~.
If you really want to know the real deal, come back after you have honed yourself as a man.
ADIEU."

-Pierre Alfonso Ouren. Patissiere and Manager of Charmant-
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Post by Mu La Flaga » Tue Nov 25, 2014 5:22 am

Now this one is a series Soul Bro loves.
Chris and Neo on the other hand....

From days of long ago.
From Uncharted regions of the universe; comes a legend!
The legend of Voltron, Defender of the Universe; a mighty robot loved by good, feared by evil.

As Voltron's legend grew, peace settled accross the galaxy, on planet Earth, a Galaxy Alliance was formed.
Together with the good the planets of the solar system they maintained peace throughout the universe.
Until a new horrible menace threatend the galaxy, Voltron was needed once more.

This is the story of the super force of Space Explorers.
Entrusted by the Alliance with the ancient secret of how to assemble.

Voltron Defender of the Universe!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGFuwJeHyjw

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Post by Koshernova » Sat Dec 06, 2014 1:52 pm

(I don't know if you'll want to do this as it's long, graphic and has a lot of cursing, but I thought I'd give it a shot. Bonus points for attempting a Glasgow accent.)

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"You know Jackie ZOINKS Chan about me. YOU KNOW ZOINKS ALL ABOUT ME! I am totally beyond the realms of your ZOINKS tousle-haired, ZOINKS dim-witted compre-ZOINKS-hension!

I don’t just take this ZOINKS job home, you know. I take this job home, it ZOINKS ties me to the bed, and it ZOINKS ZOINKS me from arsehole to breakfast! Then it wakes me up in the morning with a cup full of piss slung in my face, slaps me about the chops, to make sure I’m awake enough so it can kick me in the ZOINKS bollocks! This job has taken me in every hole in my ZOINKS body! Malcolm is gone! You can’t know Malcolm, because Malcolm is not here! Malcolm ZOINKS left the building ZOINKS years ago!

This is a ZOINKS husk, I am a ZOINKS host for this ZOINKS job. Do you want this job? Yes, you do ZOINKS want this job. Then, you’re going to have to ZOINKS swallow this whole ZOINKS life and let it grow inside you like a parasite. Getting bigger and bigger and bigger until it ZOINKS eats your insides alive and it stares out of your eyes and tells you what to do."

-Malcolm Tucker, "The Thick of It", as played by Peter Capaldi aka The Doctor

Youtube link (couldn't find a better quality one, bear in mind it's SPOILERS since it's from the show's last ep): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0ohu2MnzOI
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Post by Robolizard222 » Sat Dec 06, 2014 8:32 pm

I've got no strings to hold me down
To make me fret, or make me frown
I had strings but now I'm free
There are no strings on me

I've got no strings so I have fun
And I'm not tied to anyone
How I love my liberty
There are no strings on me

Hi-ho the me-ri-o
I'm as happy as can be
And I want the world to know
Nothing ever worries me

I've got no strings to hold me down
To make me fret, or make me frown
I had strings but now I'm free
There are no strings on me

Muhehehehee.....
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Post by Vent Noir » Sun Dec 07, 2014 2:24 am

I think SF Debris' summary of World War II would sound good done old-timey (hopefully it's not too long. If it is, feel free to pick and choose a few bits)

"A guy with mustache like Charlie Chaplin by name of Adolf Hitler took over the country of Germany thanks to the support of a group called the Nazis. (Or Narzis if you're Churchill. Or drunk. Or both.)

After hosting the Olympics to mess with future ignorant protesters, the Nazis started their plan to take over all of Europe, thanks to various mad scientist plots, the Red Skull, and artillery shells that didn't work made by Ras's Al Ghul, who trained his protégé Christian Bale to be a Hitler Youth by day and a swing kid dressed like a Bat by night.

Hitler's ambitious plan to win victory using the Ark of the Covenant was thwarted by Indiana Jones, succeeding only in drawing Hellboy to Earth. Wonder Woman and The Rocketeer tried to stop him, but soon, Hitler's forces took over most of Europe along with the Italians, whom they were allies with because Germany drew the short straw.

America stayed out of it because of Edith Keeler, but some drunk ZOINKS ran her over, so in 1941, when Japan bombed Pearl Harbor despite Cuba Gooding Jr.'s best efforts, the United States decided that that was an act of war, and not a reason to just impotently shake our first at the sky."

"They were almost stopped by Kirk Douglas and Martin Sheen and their time-traveling aircraft carrier, but were themselves stopped by all the time travelers arriving to kill Hitler ripping a hole in the space-time continuum. So all that happened was that Kurt Vonnegut had this crazy idea for a story.

So, as Rosie the Riveter built a bunch of tanks back home, we sent Patton over to Europe to tell a bunch of people to "make those sons 'o bitches die for their country", but mostly just to show off his awesome giant flag. He fought in North Africa so we could have a place for Cpt. Yossarian to launch his airstrikes from, until he got upset by his buddy Snowden getting taken out (not realizing that he's actually hiding out in Russia now.)

Arthur Lowe was put in charge of defending England while Steve McQueen tried to escape from a POW camp, but stopped just short of the Swiss border because the Von Trapps had gotten there first, and Richard Attenborough only succeeded in a plan to house cloned dinosaurs — all while Colonel Klink patted himself on the back.

A girl named Anne Frank comes into this somewhere, but I think she was rescued by a boy who had control over magnetism with his mind.
Then they started the D-Day invasion, once a group of twelve angry men led by Lee Marvin are told not to shower and to invade first so that we can send Forrest Gump to go looking for Matt Damon. While that's going on, Robert Conrad shot down Japanese planes in the Pacific, so to pay them back, the Japanese made Obi-Wan Kenobi build a bridge.

As the end draws near, Hitler had dead Nazis turned into zombies, but still Germany itself was invaded and in the end, he hid in his bunker until the pranks of Fegelein got to be too much and he blew his own brains out.

And Oppenheimer built a big bomb to blow up Japan, and after it was sent, the Japanese blew up the boat and sent sharks to eat all the sailors, so Slim Pickens dropped the bomb on them, and they gave up, aaannd.... somewhere in there is a submarine, I don't know what it does though. Anyway, that's what I got off Ask.com, so it's got to be true."
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