Old Timey Drama Hour Submission Thread

[LightningCount]

I saw AJQ32 put one up for the Mecha Corps novel/s, so why not one for ARM X:

"Young men and women are being abducted from their friends and family across the globe to fight in a war that is universal to all, but known to few.

...Is there a future?

ARM X"

From: The Road to Betrayal (Universal War: ARM X) on Kindle

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[zero_the_masked_knight]

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Nature the Greatest Force
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Price $1.00. Postpaid. Don't take a substitute. Have you read Dr. Scott's book on magnetism? It's free.

[Red Comet90]

(Don't read this line outloud during the show, but you should have Soul Bro cut in the G Gundam music when you do this. )
This hand of mine glows with an awesome power!
Its burning grip tells me to defeat you!
Take this my love, my anger and all of my sorrow!
Shining Finger!
GO GO GO!

[zero_the_masked_knight]

The Blackest Night Falls from the skies
The Darkness grows as all light dies
We Crave your hearts and your demise
By My Black hand the dead shall rise!

[zero_the_masked_knight]

My Signature

[Mekton GM]

Can't believe noone's posted this one.

"Today, today… at the edge of our hope, at the end of our time, we've chosen not only to believe in ourselves but in each other. Today, there’s not a man nor woman in here that shall stand alone. Not today. Today we face the monsters that are at our door and bring the fight to them! Today, we are cancelling the apocalypse!"

[Robolizard222]

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

[YokozunaBulldozer]

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[eanetdude]

Michael Bay's Transformers pictures are a direct satire and condemnation of post-9/11 fascist America. Optimus is directly responsible for all the violence and death in all three movies, lies to the humans on multiple occasions, and literally acts like a violent psychopath every single time his cover story gets challenged. A sequence in Dark of the Moon directly replicates the twin towers going down, to be interrupted by a red, white, and blue flying America robot swoop-in. Megatron even offers a truce at the end solely to save their people, and Optimus responds by killing him and destroying Cybertron; because it's better to screw over millions than negotiate with terrorists.

[AJQ32]

In the year 2049 the worlds most popular motorsport is the Immortal Gran Prix.

Takashi Gin could be its greatest pilot ever. If he can just get over being a teenager.

This season Takahi and Team Satomi hit the big leagues on a quest to take the crown. The only thing standing in the way, one hundred-eighty miles of track and five teams determined to win. All at three hundred-fifty miles an hour.

They wouldn't have it any other way!

From the studio the brought you Ghost in the Shell. Cartoon Network is proud to present the first Toonami original series IGPX!

The Race Beins!

[PHILLYgundamnFAN]

Tonight, an ABC Family Premire Event! It's a new kind of beggining for a legendary hero. He fights for family... and lives for love! Christian Bale and Katie holmes. Batman Begins, premiers tonight 8/7 central only on ABC Family!

[Dayman]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on the shoulders of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time... to die.

[pqcomics]

Boy, I'm drinking, I'm singing on the mic 'till my voice hoarse
Then I fill the tub up halfway then ride it with my surfboard
Surfboard, surfboard
Graining on that wood, graining, graining on that wood
I'm swerving on that, swerving, swerving on that big body Benz
Serving all this, swerve, surfing all of this good good

[The Fowl Sorcerous]

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance
Dance!

We can go when we want to
The night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry
Say, we can act if want to
If we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile

[fearjunkee]

“All men are not created equal. Some are born swifter of foot, some with greater beauty. Some are born into poverty; others are born sick and feeble. Both in birth and upbringing in sheer scope of ability that, every human is inherently different! Yes, that is why people discriminate against one another, which is why there is struggle, competition, and the unfaltering march of progress! Inequality is not wrong, equality is! What of the EU who made equality a right? Rabble politics by a popularity contest. The Chinese federation with its equal distribution of wealth? A nation of lazy dullards. But not our beloved Britannia. We fight, we compete; evolution is continuous! Britannia alone moves forward; advancing steadily into the future. Even with the death of my son Clovis, demonstrates Britannia’s unswerving commitment to progress! We will fight on, we shall struggle, compete, plunder, and dominate and in the end the future shall be ours! All Hail Britannia! “

[PHILLYgundamnFAN]

[solemnly] Troopers, I just received new orders. Our superiors say the war is cancelled. We can all go home. Bison is getting paid off for his crimes, and our friends who have died here will have died for nothing. But, we can all go home. Meanwhile, ideals like peace, freedom, and justice, they get packed up. But, we can all go home.

[angrily]Well, I'm not going home. I'm gonna get on my boat, and I'm going up river, and I'm going to kick that son of a bitch Bison's ass so hard that the next Bison wannabe is gonna feel it! Now, who wants to go home... and who wants to go with me?

[zero_the_masked_knight]

From Dante's Inferno - canto three. Translation by John Ciardi

I AM THE WAY INTO THE CITY OF WOE.I AM THE WAY TO A FORSAKEN PEOPLE.I AM THE WAY INTO ETERNAL SORROW.

SACRED JUSTICE MOVED MY ARCHITECT.I WAS RAISED HERE BY DIVINE OMNIPOTENCE,PRIMORDIAL LOVE AND ULTIMATE INTELLECT.

ONLY THOSE ELEMENTS TIME CANNOT WEAR WERE MADE BEFORE ME, AND BEYOND TIME I STAND. ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE.

[AJQ32]

(Since Chris asked for it here it is:)

I am the very model of a scientist Salarian!
I've studied species, Turian, Asari, and Batarian.
I'm quite good at genetics, as a subset of biology,
because I am an expert, which I know is a tautology.

My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian -
I am the very model of a scientist Salarian!

(And just for fun here's another:)

Oh better to die to a Thresher Maw
Shotgun blasting roaring raw
than to play ambassidorial games
with the blood of Shiager in her veins

Off to fight Sistarians Kant
with diplomats instead of a Krant
But she'll be true to Tuchanka's dream
and live and die a Krogan Queen

For she is the Krogan Queen
Hurrah Hurrah! for the Krogan Queen
It is, It is a glorious thing
To be the Krogan Queen!

[YokozunaBulldozer]

(This time we got a double feature courtesy of Senpuuji Konzern. If it is okay, I would like to request this particular audio track playing while these words are read from the tongue of Powermaster Chris: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VJqti3WApw )

<The call of Mightgaine>
Carrying hope on these silver wings!
Shine on greenlight of peace!
Brave Express Mightgaine!
Now arriving on time!

<The call of Mightkaiser>
Carrying courage on these wings of love!
Roll on wheel of justice!
Brave Express Mightkaiser!
Now appearing here to protect justice!