5 Word Story, Episode 6

[mcred23]

And here we are with the next installment of this wonderful thread. As always, the rules...

1. Follow the rules for the forum(obviously...it really shouldn't have to be said, but I will just for the hell of it.

2. You can be silly, just make sure it goes in line with what everyone is talking about at that moment. Don't go from Zaku's committing suicide to suddenly talking about ninja turtles making pasta randomly, unless the previous subject is dead/done.

3. Make it fun for everyone. Just because you like a certain subject doesn't mean you should keep bringing it up, it'll start to get boring. also, if you hate something, don't kill it off suddenly, others may like it, so don't kill everyone's fun based on a personal preference.

4. You only get 5 words. Numbers count as words. the number 4 and 357294857349589467985 are both one word. words with a hyphen are one word, but they have to be believable. "then-he" is an example of one that isn't a word you can use but "Mobile-suit" is.

5. Don't post too much on a given page. Try to limit yourself to 3 posts a page if possible. Also make sure you are the last person to post so you don't get ninja'd and make the story all confusing.

6. Have fun, because this topic is the only awesome thing you'll do in your lifetime.

7. Please don't bring up members of the forum over the course of the story anymore, all of those jokes have already been done to death. Try and stick to fictional characters from anime or movies or wherever.

As usual, the limit will be 24 pages. Once we hit that mark, we'll probably take some time off before going into another episode of this thread (Meaning, unlike the previous ones, it won't start instantly after this one ends).


Anyway, that's that. So someone feel free to kick this one off.

EDIT: One new rule added (#7)

[thenuke9000]

It all began when the

[Yuusha Tokkyu Might Gaine]

Emo newtypes gathered planning

[Arbiter GUNDAM]

to take over MAHQ. Tomino

[Kavik Ryx]

killed them off through decapitation

[SNT1]

but Fukuda revived them, leading

[Zeonic Glory]

to the 7th Fanboy Crusade

[Yuusha Tokkyu Might Gaine]

Tomino denied them fan service

[thenuke9000]

so the fanboys cried like

[DAG101]

Kira Yamato. Char Aznable's Mobile-Suit

[Strike Zero]

, three times faster than a

[Draco Starcloud]

Ramba Ral, broke down off

[Kavik Ryx]

from the mob to aid

[Arbiter GUNDAM]

Rau Le Crueset. Rau violated

[CarbonStereoxide]

the whole Shrike Team and

[thenuke9000]

sobbed quietly while eating hot-dogs.

[EZero8]

Yazan showed up again to

[Wingnut]

cook up another wild pig

[mcred23]

, but Gihren stole it. Yazan

[Darth Optimus]

bought an AK-47 from a