FUNNIEST Song Lyrics EVER!!!!!!!!!!

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FUNNIEST Song Lyrics EVER!!!!!!!!!!

Post by gihrenzabi » Sat Mar 17, 2007 8:17 am

i was just curious. most songs have some funny lines. my personal favorites is "As I impaled your family, I felt I should apologize.", "As I eat a baby, I will be thinking of you.", and "So I ate a child. I wish we had two." theyre all from one song "Fist full of teeth" by Gwar.

I just wanted your favorites. theyve got to be funny.

NO PARODIES
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Post by The Big Zabowski » Sat Mar 17, 2007 9:39 am

I think this thread should be renamed....

"FUNNIEST Lyrics EVAR!!!(engimungous amount of exclamation points follow)"

When I first saw it, I thought it was about thought provoking and serious lyrics, but yeah..it's kinda vague.

As for On topic, I can't think of anything because it's morning..and I need my coffee. I'll probably think of something and come back. Just wanted to point out the ambiguity of the thread title.
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Post by Camille Vidan » Sat Mar 17, 2007 10:19 am

Anything from Tenacious D

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Post by Metal Legend » Sat Mar 17, 2007 11:24 am

Anything from Tenacious D
lol

"I push my fingers into my eyes" Slipknot - Duality

loved the nastyness of the line lol
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Post by Rei Murasame » Sat Mar 17, 2007 12:31 pm

Metal Legend wrote:
Anything from Tenacious D
lol

"I push my fingers into my eyes" Slipknot - Duality

loved the nastyness of the line lol
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Co-incidentally, I happen to be listening to that song right now. Great stuff.
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Post by "Kamille! Kamille! » Sat Mar 17, 2007 1:31 pm

Slob On My Knob by Three 6 Mafia. Lyrics not listable here.

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Post by Folken Fanel » Sat Mar 17, 2007 1:39 pm

Anything from the song "Trogdor".
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Post by ORegan » Sat Mar 17, 2007 4:19 pm

any line from the "butt"hole song by denis leary
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Post by Newtype87 » Sat Mar 17, 2007 5:49 pm

Two words: Stephen Lynch.

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Post by gihrenzabi » Sat Mar 17, 2007 9:34 pm

ORegan wrote:any line from the "butt"hole song by denis leary
its a classic
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Post by Fritz Ashlyn » Sat Mar 17, 2007 11:15 pm

You mentioned GWAR in the first post and expected people to contribute and top the request? Thread over, man. Thread over. That is, unless someone can beat "Babyraper" or any of their other material.
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Post by Wedge14 » Sun Mar 18, 2007 12:42 am

Cannibal corpse songs....pure hillarity just for the horribleness of the lyrics.

Reel Big Fish is a pretty witty band tho...Too many of their songs make me laugh. Good stage banter too. Top class band.
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Post by Dark Duel » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:08 am

the lyrics to the OP for Bubblegum Crisis 2040...Sounds great. and then you read the translations, and you can't stop laughing.
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Post by ORegan » Sun Mar 18, 2007 11:35 am

Newtype87 wrote:Two words: Stephen Lynch.
yes, stephen lynch is a riot.

Sandler is good too. i'd say any of Wierd Al's songs, but i think all of them are parodies.

anyone ever have the opertunity to hear "at a medium pace" by Adam Sandler?
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Post by Metal Legend » Sun Mar 18, 2007 11:37 am

Anything from the song "Trogdor".
thats my text message tone on my phone...need a t-shirt made up.

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Post by Volnixshin » Sun Mar 18, 2007 1:19 pm

Kill a Kitten by Stephan Lynch.
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Post by Hyakushiki » Sun Mar 18, 2007 1:25 pm

Trapped in the Drive Thru by Weird Al Yankovic it's epic!
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Post by gihrenzabi » Sun Mar 18, 2007 3:52 pm

Hyakushiki wrote:Trapped in the Drive Thru by Weird Al Yankovic it's epic!
i said no parodies :evil: satan will eat your child now :twisted: no im just joking just to reiterate,

NO PARODIES

i was just kidding dont take me seriously
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Post by Paul McCartney Jr » Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:55 pm

The *ssman song that Billy Gunn used as his intro.

Id also say Get Down Make Love by Queen and I am the Walrus by Sir Lennon

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Post by Bright Noa » Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:39 pm

Dark Duel wrote:the lyrics to the OP for Bubblegum Crisis 2040...Sounds great. and then you read the translations, and you can't stop laughing.
I've seen some of the lyrics to insert songs in Revolutionary Girl Utena*, and they are just f'd up. One of them is just listing off the major geological time periods (Jurassic, Devonian, etc.) and throwing in some music to distract you from the really bizzare lyrics.



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