5 Word Story EP IX

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5 Word Story EP IX

Post by mcred23 » Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:10 am

The rules you all know and are forced to love!

1. Follow the rules for the forum(obviously...it really shouldn't have to be said, but I will just for the hell of it).

2. You can be silly, just make sure it goes in line with what everyone is talking about at that moment. Don't go from Zaku's committing suicide to suddenly talking about ninja turtles making pasta randomly, unless the previous subject is dead/done.

3. Make it fun for everyone. Just because you like a certain subject doesn't mean you should keep bringing it up, it'll start to get boring. also, if you hate something, don't kill it off suddenly, others may like it, so don't kill everyone's fun based on a personal preference.

4. You only get 5 words. Numbers count as words. the number 4 and 357294857349589467985 are both one word. words with a hyphen are one word, but they have to be believable. "then-he" is an example of one that isn't a word you can use but "Mobile-suit" is.

5. Don't post too much on a given page. Try to limit yourself to 3 posts a page if possible. Also make sure you are the last person to post so you don't get ninja'd and make the story all confusing.

6. Have fun, because this topic is the only awesome thing you'll do in your lifetime.

7. Please don't bring up members of the forum over the course of the story anymore, all of those jokes have already been done to death. Try and stick to fictional characters from anime or movies or wherever.

8. Please make some attempt to use punctuation, or acknowledge that used by others, so we don't have never ending quotes of one person talking, or someone following up a sentence the previous person ended.

As normal, this thread will go to 30 pages. And, as always, the next person gets the honor of starting this trainwreck.
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Post by Arbiter GUNDAM » Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:32 pm

(Bwahaha first post!!)

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Post by Kavik Ryx » Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:40 pm

was in a Mexican Standoff

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Post by The Big Zabowski » Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:44 pm

with a giant bean burrito.
TRANS AM!
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Yes, it was a Trans Am before there was "TRANS AM."
Yes, it's mine. 8)

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Post by Sume Gai » Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:19 pm

the Burrito wanted them to....
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Post by Nowhere Man » Mon Jan 12, 2009 4:25 pm

eat it, which is ironic...
Has no real point of view.
Knows not where he's going to.
Isn't he a bit like you and me?

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Post by TheGoose » Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:10 pm

for not the reasons

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Post by young_oldtype » Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:25 am

used was given adequate legitimacy.
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Post by Nowhere Man » Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:34 am

The previous sentence was indecipherable...
Has no real point of view.
Knows not where he's going to.
Isn't he a bit like you and me?

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Post by TheGoose » Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:47 am

so the people writing this

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Post by young_oldtype » Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:32 am

dropped the entire Side 6
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Theoden wrote:[/color]Spears shall be shaken, shields be splintered! A sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!

See bullcrap here.
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Post by Sume Gai » Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:37 am

on Australia because "They deserved
"If You are a man you'll do what's important before you grieve" -Captain Harlock

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Post by Kavik Ryx » Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:53 am

all the attention they could

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Post by Bright Noa » Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:08 pm

muster". This created a disturbance
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Post by Sume Gai » Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:44 pm

in the funk, leading to
"If You are a man you'll do what's important before you grieve" -Captain Harlock

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Post by TheGoose » Tue Jan 13, 2009 3:51 pm

an old puppet to come

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Post by Nowhere Man » Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:32 pm

to Mecha Talk, and ask...
Has no real point of view.
Knows not where he's going to.
Isn't he a bit like you and me?

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Post by Kavik Ryx » Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:42 pm

whether Ian is REALLY 27.

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Post by The Big Zabowski » Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:19 pm

or if that sex change
TRANS AM!
Yes, it's a V8.
Yes, it was a Trans Am before there was "TRANS AM."
Yes, it's mine. 8)

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Post by Nowhere Man » Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:34 pm

is a foregone conclusion for...
Has no real point of view.
Knows not where he's going to.
Isn't he a bit like you and me?

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