5 Word Story EP IX

[mcred23]

The rules you all know and are forced to love!

1. Follow the rules for the forum(obviously...it really shouldn't have to be said, but I will just for the hell of it).

2. You can be silly, just make sure it goes in line with what everyone is talking about at that moment. Don't go from Zaku's committing suicide to suddenly talking about ninja turtles making pasta randomly, unless the previous subject is dead/done.

3. Make it fun for everyone. Just because you like a certain subject doesn't mean you should keep bringing it up, it'll start to get boring. also, if you hate something, don't kill it off suddenly, others may like it, so don't kill everyone's fun based on a personal preference.

4. You only get 5 words. Numbers count as words. the number 4 and 357294857349589467985 are both one word. words with a hyphen are one word, but they have to be believable. "then-he" is an example of one that isn't a word you can use but "Mobile-suit" is.

5. Don't post too much on a given page. Try to limit yourself to 3 posts a page if possible. Also make sure you are the last person to post so you don't get ninja'd and make the story all confusing.

6. Have fun, because this topic is the only awesome thing you'll do in your lifetime.

7. Please don't bring up members of the forum over the course of the story anymore, all of those jokes have already been done to death. Try and stick to fictional characters from anime or movies or wherever.

8. Please make some attempt to use punctuation, or acknowledge that used by others, so we don't have never ending quotes of one person talking, or someone following up a sentence the previous person ended.

As normal, this thread will go to 30 pages. And, as always, the next person gets the honor of starting this trainwreck.

[Arbiter GUNDAM]

(Bwahaha first post!!)

One day the Patlabor Posse

[Kavik Ryx]

was in a Mexican Standoff

[The Big Zabowski]

with a giant bean burrito.

[Sume Gai]

the Burrito wanted them to....

[Nowhere Man]

eat it, which is ironic...

[TheGoose]

for not the reasons

[young_oldtype]

used was given adequate legitimacy.

[Nowhere Man]

The previous sentence was indecipherable...

[TheGoose]

so the people writing this

[young_oldtype]

dropped the entire Side 6

[Sume Gai]

on Australia because "They deserved

[Kavik Ryx]

all the attention they could

[Bright Noa]

muster". This created a disturbance

[Sume Gai]

in the funk, leading to

[TheGoose]

an old puppet to come

[Nowhere Man]

to Mecha Talk, and ask...

[Kavik Ryx]

whether Ian is REALLY 27.

[The Big Zabowski]

or if that sex change

[Nowhere Man]

is a foregone conclusion for...